If you’re getting married in 2015, then New Year’s Eve isn’t just about getting drunk and watching a giant ball drop from the sky. It’s the kick-off to the run-up to the most special day of your life—your wedding!!
We’ve come up with a list of New Year’s Resolutions to help you get your rear in gear for the wedding of the year!
Your wedding is all about celebrating the things that make you and your partner uniquely you. But sometimes, Grandma Enid just won’t understand if your bridal party is composed of Bronies.
Here are ten items to bestow upon your bridal party that honor your chosen fandoms without confusing and alienating your family.
Remember that scene in Love Actually when the wedding DJ only played The Bay City Rollers’ Greatest Hits? Laura Linney was MISERABLE, and your guests will be too if you play any of these “romantic” ditties.
The holidays can be one of the most romantic times of the year. But if you’re anticipating a wedding proposal, you might be constantly asking yourself, “Could this magic moment be THE magic moment??” Here are nine instances where it would be totally understandable for a woman to think she was being proposed to…even though she wasn’t.
Your wedding is all about celebrating the things that make you and your partner uniquely you. But sometimes, Grandma Enid just won’t understand if your bridal party is composed of Bronies.
Here are ten items to bestow upon your bridal party that honor your chosen fandoms without confusing and alienating your family.
So you need to tell your family about your recent elopement. Well, at least you have good timing! Here’s how to use this season of forced goodwill and cheer to finally break the news.
Keys to pulling it off:
First off, make sure the door of the church is LOCKED during the ceremony. That way, the guy who slept with your mother can only get into the church via a weird balcony. He’ll be behind glass, so make sure he pounds EXTRA LOUD when he tries to get your attention.
Do lilies make you sneeze? Afraid you’ll prick your finger on a thorn? Have a feud going on with your local florist? Here are ten flower-free bouquets to keep your hands busy while you tie the knot.
There’s a long-standing joke that people in the know (Wedding Planners, Wedding Singers, etc.) can determine how long a couple will stay together based on the song they choose for their first dance. (Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries picked Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together.” Is there ANY better example?)
We’ve compiled a list of ten favorite “first dance” songs and what each selection REALLY says about the bride and groom to be.
Are you getting married during the most wonderful time of the year?
Then read our list (and check it twice) of ten tips for planning a perfect holiday wedding.
1. Craigslist rabbi.
2. Hip reverend who only preaches through righteous guitar solos.
Quiz question: What’s the one object that can be used as a drinking glass, a terrarium, a chandelier, a picture frame, a candle-holder, a toiletry bag, a name-card, and an adorable way to make a single serving of s’mores cake? If you guessed “mason jar,” you must be planning a wedding.
I was the down and out girl next door from the wrong side of the tracks, with a well-meaning but sad sack dad and a sainted mom who died of a horrible yet vague disease when I was five. By the time high school rolled around, I was a freaky geek – just another suburban casualty, shrouding her emotions and scoliosis stoop in gender-neutral black Goth clothes.
When I first saw you, I was eating a plain rice cake. I was sitting in the park. I opted to sit on a bench because sometimes my feet fall asleep if I sit criss-cross on grass. I had just had quite the scare – my rice cake crumbled onto my new khaki jeans (a premium sale from Kohl’s), and I was in for quite a mess. Then, as fate will have it, you walked past me and I thought “there’s a person."
My love. The day has finally come. I made a list of things that I love about you and our relationship:
1. Our respect for boundaries: People always said “Just wait -- as soon as you get married, you’ll move from a cuddly queen bed to a spacious, don’t-touch-me-with-your-stanky-ass-feet king size bed.” Joke's on them! We already have a king size bed, and I haven’t seen the underbelly of your feet for nine years!
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