Remember that scene in Love Actually when the wedding DJ only played The Bay City Rollers’ Greatest Hits?  Laura Linney was MISERABLE, and your guests will be too if you play any of these “romantic” ditties. 

The holidays can be one of the most romantic times of the year. But if you’re anticipating a wedding proposal, you might be constantly asking yourself, “Could this magic moment be THE magic moment??” Here are nine instances where it would be totally understandable for a woman to think she was being proposed to…even though she wasn’t.

Your wedding is all about celebrating the things that make you and your partner uniquely you. But sometimes, Grandma Enid just won’t understand if your bridal party is composed of Bronies. 

Here are ten items to bestow upon your bridal party that honor your chosen fandoms without confusing and alienating your family.

So you need to tell your family about your recent elopement.  Well, at least you have good timing! Here’s how to use this season of forced goodwill and cheer to finally break the news.

1. Elaine Robinson’s Wedding from The Graduate

Keys to pulling it off:

First off, make sure the door of the church is LOCKED during the ceremony.  That way, the guy who slept with your mother can only get into the church via a weird balcony.  He’ll be behind glass, so make sure he pounds EXTRA LOUD when he tries to get your attention.