Congratulations! Your beloved finally popped the question. But before you start your frenzied wedding planning, you're going to need to find yourself a T-shirt.

Rehearsal dinners are a nice way to relax and mingle before your wedding. However, it's also a place where your friends and family may share secrets that you'd rather they'd just keep to themselves.

If you're throwing a rehearsal dinner, we hope you don't hear these 9 things:

You don't give a damn about your bad reputation, and you don't care about frilly white gowns or couples' cocktails, either. As far as you and your mate are concerned, anything goes as long as you're together.

The royal baby, Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, was only just born and we're already speculating what her fabulous royal wedding might be like someday.

You're walking down the aisle in your wedding gown, next to your fiancé. On either side of you, your closest friends and family sit, smiling and excited. A bird flies by.

There's nothing like the bond between a father and his daughter. And while you'll always be his little girl, to him, this wedding kind of symbolizes the end of your childhood.

Most of the time weddings can be pretty boring for a kid. (You have to sit still and be quiet for so long... it's the WORST.)

Posing for wedding photos can be a long and (sometimes) painful process. So much so, that at the end of the photo shoot, the wedding party is encouraged to get a little silly with the whole thing.

If you're the kind of newlyweds that fell in love in a dark room over a tub of popcorn, we've got the ultimate movie-inspired signature cocktails for you!

The Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia was once the largest (and scariest) prison in the world.

Even if you've never actually been to a circus, there's something about the Big Top that captures the imagination. It's a place filled with magic and wonder that disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Now shows like American Horror Story: Freak Show and books like Erin Morgenstern's The Night Circus are pushing carnival mystery further into our imaginations.

Here are 13 ways to bring some vintage carnival flair to the greatest show on earth; your wedding!

Remember when people used to throw rice at newlyweds? The tradition, which originated in Ancient Rome, stemmed from the desire to "shower" the couple with fertility, abundance, and good luck. A few decades ago, it was discovered that uncooked rice was bad for birds... so the tradition evolved and we found other things to throw at the bride and groom. Apparently, people really love throwing things.

Here are 11 bird-friendly things you can still pelt your favorite newlyweds with:

An unusual new trend has started popping up in wedding photography:

After spending hours at the florists, you finally picked out your wedding bouquet. Congratulations! But do you know what those flowers you're about to spend a fortune on actually mean? All flowers symbolize something, so make sure you're only bringing good tidings down the aisle.

Here are the 9 most popular wedding bouquet flowers and what they could symbolize:

There are only a few more weeks left in this season of Ru Paul’s Drag Race. Our beloved queens have shown that they can handle any sort of challenge, from creating a dress out of Hello Kitty heads to writing the perfect roast, without ever breaking a sweat… or a nail.

Sounds like our dream wedding planner! As the top queens prepare to sashay down the runway one last time, take this quiz to find out which Ru Paul’s Drag Race Contestant should plan your wedding.

People involved in the Rockabilly lifestyle are obsessed with hot rods and rock and roll. Their idols are James Dean, Buddy Holly, Elvis, and Marilyn Monroe... people who lived fast, and died young. When flaunting a flaming tattoo, or a perfectly coiffed Victory Roll, when Rockabillies wed, the resulting ceremony is just too cool for school.

When you stop to think about it, a wedding is just like a theatrical production. The cast (bridal party) spends months rehearsing (planning) and designing the set (reception hall) so they can say their lines (vows) in front of the audience (their friends and family.)

That's why it makes so much sense that some leading ladies and matinee idols are choosing to step into the spotlight and get married on stage:

If you search "Mother-of-the-Bride" on Pinterest, you'll find hundreds of inspiration boards filled with pictures of sexy older actresses like Helen Mirren killing it on the red carpet. It makes sense that moms would look to glamorous ladies to plan their formal wedding day looks.

The thing is, when it comes to their own children's weddings, celebrity moms fall all over the fashion spectrum. Some moms look great, others don't know how to share the spotlight, and a few apparently let their stylists go on vacation.

Too buried in paperwork and filing to find time to write your vows? Lucky for you, it's OUR job to craft them for you:

Always dreamed of hosting a Wild West Wedding that's fit for friends, family, saloon-girls and cowboys?