1. Argues in favor of the oft-ignored “Forest Fire” theme.
2. Keeps asking groom if he’s been circumcised.
3. Gives you a discount punch card.
4. Immediately recommends a good plastic surgeon.
5. Office located in between a marijuana dispensary and a Quik Loan.
6. First thing she says is, ”Well I guess this’ll do.”
7. Business card includes graphic of a monster truck.
8. At end of meeting says “there’s always a tell for whether couples will last or not” and refuses to elaborate.
9. Keeps complaining about her ex-husbands, 1, 2, and 5 especially.