Bridal boutiques like BHLDN are hawking “Bridesmaid’s Survival Kits” that hold emergency necessities like safety pins and tampons. 

Here are ten items we’d RATHER have in our Bridesmaid’s Survival Kit:

The first dance is a dangerous thing. Many newlyweds use it to prove to the world that they’re a fun and original power couple with a sense of rhythm. While this sentiment is admirable, these elaborate dances aren’t always appropriate.

Here are the top 11 dances that’ll make your Nana cringe:

Behind every cutesy bridal party picture is a wedding photographer who delights in making people suffer. You’d rather take a few quick snaps and get back to the drinking, but your photographer is making everyone traipse through the mud in their high heels. After the torture is over, you’ll wind up with a wedding album that looks just like everybody else’s. 

Being a bridesmaid is hard.  You have to plan a bridal shower and a bachelorette party!  Then you have to spend the wedding day walking around in heels and a stiff dress, forcing a smile.  And it’s so expensive!  You’re basically paying tons of money to fly across country so you can be there to hold up your BFF’s skirt while she pees.  

Meet 11 Bitter Bridesmaids who are smiling…but only on the outside.

Your pet is your best friend. He’s been there through your ups and downs; he’s even licked away your tears. Just because you’ve found a human soul mate doesn’t mean you can’t include your pet in the happiest day of your life. 

Here are a few ways you can incorporate your loyal companions into your wedding ceremony.