Can't look away from your phone long enough to write your own vows but want something more quirky than "I do?" We've got you covered here.

I love you more than Marshall loves Lily.

And more than a hipster loves irony.

I can't wait to spend our lives binge-watching Netflix together.

And then waking up before noon to go to brunch.

You stuck with me through it all, like my paleo phase...

My Tumblr fanfiction writing phase...

And who could forget when I thought I could make YouTube videos for a living?

I promise I'll never make you instant coffee.

And I won't get frustrated when your dad asks for computer help.

I can't wait to go on this crazy journey with you.

Even crazier than when we went to Burning Man as part of our quarter life crisis...

But first, lemme take a selfie. We look GREAT.

Photo Attributions:

Dispatch Magazine

Desperate and Unrehearsed

Popsugar

That Paleo Guy

MTV

Bloomberg

YouTube

Complex

The People of Burning Man

Le Jour