1. Craigslist rabbi.
2. Hip reverend who only preaches through righteous guitar solos.
3. Anyone found at a pier.
4. Some guy at the train station holding a giant cross.
5. Dog we taught how to open a Bible.
6. Doesn’t matter, so long as it’s a political statement.
7. Priest so elderly he might have a stroke before the vows.
8. Resentful sister.
9. Nettles Dewbeam, Church of the Holy Tree Sap.
10. Your ex.