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Free Wedding Vows For the Film Nerd Couple

Are you the kind of couple that fell in love in a darkened theater and only speaks to each other in movie quotes? If you're too busy re-watching the 35 mm print of Citizen Kane to write your vows, we've got you covered.

His:

INT. MOVIE THEATER – NIGHT

I look across an empty theater screening A Trip to the Moon on repeat for 24 hours straight. Close up on you, the only other person in the room.

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My love for you is like a piece of celluloid left out in the hot sun: extremely dangerous and likely to catch fire.

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You're more exciting than the theme from Goldfinger:

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And more complicated than Mullholland Drive.

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So let's blow this crazy one-horse town, get hitched, and ride into the sunset.

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I'm sure our honeymoon will be as hot as the sex scene in Titanic:

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Hers:

I would apologize for saying that Wes Anderson movies are over-rated...

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But, you know what they say...

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We're more in sync than Fred and Ginger.

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You combine the cool, rugged sex appeal of a young Marlon Brando...

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...with the pensive, (God)fatherly wisdom of an old Marlon Brando.

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Even when I say "I love you" and you say:

I can't wait to make this marriage last until we both fade to black.

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After all, we need the eggs.

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