Too busy smooching to write your vows? Don't worry! We know how to express your love in ways that aren't physical. Now go get a room!

HIS:

Wow! It took you so long to walk down that aisle. I thought I'd never make it. Can we kiss yet?

People tell us we're a little too... affectionate in public, but they're just jealous of our love.

Thank you for always carrying a mint with you.

I literally feel like there's a bomb inside of me and it will go off as soon as I stop touching you.

Now that we're officially married, maybe people will stop talking about us behind our backs!

HERS:

Hey, babe. Do you have my Chapstick?

Don't feel like you have to tone down today on account of my parents. We're a very affectionate family.

I love how perceptive you are. You always know when I need to come up for air.

I vow to stop judging you every time I can taste fast food in your mouth.

Now let's inconvenience people with our love!

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