Let’s NOT Drink to That: 9 Terrible Wedding Toasts
You've been asked to give a toast at the wedding? Congratulations! That's a fun responsibility! Hopefully you'll stay away from one of these cringe-worthy opening lines:
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1. "I'd like to raise a glass to my sister! Well, technically, she's not my sister. She's adopted. Surprise! Anyway ..."
2. "What a beautiful wedding! Can't wait to get invited to the next one!"
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3. "Bad news about the doves: they immediately flew over the parking lot. It's ... messy."
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4. "Welcome to the family, sister-wife!"
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5. "Not many people know that Brad's previous wives, Melanie and Suzanne, both died in freak boating accidents on their wedding night. On that note, enjoy your midnight cruise!"
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6. "THE CHICKEN IS PEOPLE. DON'T EAT THE CHICKEN! IT'S CHEAPLE!"
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7. "I'm looking for the owner of the dark blue Honda Civic? Your lights are on. Also, a tree fell on your car. Also, I hit the tree that fell on your car. Can someone call me an Uber? I am way too stoned to be driving!"
8. "Boy, this wedding sure was nice! Probably cost a pretty penny! Too bad for you ... I'M AN AUDITOR WITH THE IRS AND THIS IS A RAAAAID!"
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9. "Congrats, guys! Hope you're still open to the idea of swinging!"
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