When you're a gamer, you can't put down the controls for a minute—even if that means letting those wedding vows fall by the wayside. Luckily, we've got the perfect vows for you, Player 1 and Player 2!
Being with you is like having maxmotives all the time:

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I'll always have your back when we go on missions:

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And I'll forgive you, even when you accidentally blow us up:

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Even though we'll be competing against one another sometimes:

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I'll always make sure there are enough beds for both of us when night comes:

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I knew you were special when you asked me if I wanted to come over to watch you play video games. That's MY usual line!

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I promise to never use a blue shell on you:

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And to never be resentful of your banana peel placement:

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Even though sometimes I call you names in the heat of the moment:

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Just know that you're my n00b, and I'm yours

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